Over. Done. No Mas.  Way to go Broomfieldians.  If you would have gone to a game we wouldn't be in this situation.  No Team.  No Building To Play in.  My Rage Meter just broke.  Who is to blame?  Mostly us.  We never came to a game.  Management as well.  Ever heard of marketing?  I hate to say it, but if it wasn't for the large influx of Eagles fans in our building, they probably would have to shut it down after year 1.  Look at how well the Rush have done.  There is an organization that knows how to do things.  I hear they might put a roller derby team in the BEC.  Can't Wait.

Hate to say I told you so, actually I love to say I told you so.  Check my last blog.  Cullaton traded.  I know, I know, he didn't go to the eagles but still he is gone and so is our season.  We had em right where we wanted em.  I know we were about to turn the corner and then management does this.  I also got an email, I'm not sure if its legit or not but it said it was from the rage and that they would need my social security number and bank account numbers in order to secure next year's season's tickets.  Well, I figured we might sell out all of our season tickets for next year so I did what they asked, but still do they really need all that stuff.  I haven't even got a confirmation back from them.   Anyways, my rage meter has no electricity connected to it because no one could pay the light bill.  What a bad day.  I also went to the Sunflower Bistro and Tea House and tried to buy a green tea decaf with soy and my check bounced!  Somehow my entire bank account has been cleaned out.  Who am I even talking to?  No one is ever here.  I'm all alone.  I feel like I'm at a Rage game. 

Couldn't figure out why the rage have come out so flat this year until I heard the following:  Cullaton and Wray to be traded to the eagles for draft picks.  Unbelievable.  They just came in to our building and humiliated us and now they are taking away two of our best players.  I think the team knows and that's why we suck so bad this season.  This organization is falling to pieces.  Actually trading those two losers doesn't sound like a bad idea.  How could we choke away a playoff berth last year?  I blame the captain.  Get rid of him and the rest of those guys and start fresh.  What a joke.  I was in the building tonight, opening night, OPENING NIGHT,  and there might have been 1000 rage fans and at least as many eagles idiots.  Reid, Reid is pathetic, what a sasquatch.  My rage meter is burning red hot with anger towards my team and my fellow fans and management and the city of broomfield and the zamboni guy.........

CRAP!  I got so angry I pulled off my Rage jersey and spilt my strawberry cordial italian soda all over it and now it is ruined.

Apparently, there is some question as to who had the best team this year.  Eagles fans like whttryrage have been posting comments on my site about their supposed superiority.  I am here to remind them that the RAGE RULED THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR.  I didn't always feel this way, but after some moral support and sound arguments posted on my site by other rage fans I have seen the light.  POINT BY POINT - why the rage should be given the presidents cup.

1.  Before January, No team could beat us.  Unbelievable record that showed our dominance.  Things went slightly downhill after that, but who cares.  If you  look into it, you will see that a combination of horrible refs and not getting a single break caused us to miss the playoffs. 

2.  It's all about the regular season.  More specifically, the first half of the regular season.  I hate to keep harping on this, but we were vastly superior before january.  We were in fact so strong, that it is ridiculous to award the presidents cup to anyone else.  Who was better than us when we were playing our best?  No one.  Stupid refs and not getting any breaks will cause teams to lose.  Playoffs are just a glamour show to add revenue to teams before the offseason.  It's in the beginning of the regular season that true champs shine.  I am starting to see the playoffs as like a consolation prize for those who didn't bring it in the regular season can have something positive to reflect upon in the off season.  Like, well we weren't really a good team and our regular season record was ok, but at least we won a couple playoff rounds and got a trophy, maybe next year we will be better when it counts.

3.  If we had made the stupid playoffs, we would have won.  Can any one doubt this?  Look at our record (before jan).  We dominated.  I would have been surprised to lose a single game in the playoffs.  I think we would have been 12-0.  Brahmas?  Eagles? Steelhounds? Laredo? etc.  WE RULED THEM THIS SEASON.

4.  On paper, statistically, before jan, we have the best numbers in the league.  Based on the strength of this, they should stop the playoffs right now (nobody cares anyway) and give us the cup.

5.  If whytryrage's team, the eagles, win the whole thing, WHAT DOES THAT PROVE?  Face it, during the first half of the season (before the above mentioned conspiracy against us), you had no hope against us.  We racked up win after win against you.  So you managed to take advantage of all the breaks and got all the calls and limped into the playoffs?  Big deal. 

So if any members of the head of the CHL are reading, stop the playoffs, give us the cup and justice will be served.  I am planning on getting a championship ring made that states the fact that we won it all in 2008, because aside from the formalities, we did.

I'M CALLING OUT ALL MY FELLOW RAGE FANS AND THE MANY OTHERS WHO WILL AGREE WITH MY ARGUMENT TO JAM THE INTERNETS WITH BLOGS STATING THE RAGE WON IN 2008.  BE PROUD, BE LOUD, WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN IF YOU JUST BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so freaking pumped right now that I dumped my soy chai beansprout latte on my pants.

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT USE "PASSWORD" AS YOUR PASSWORD.  ONCE AGAIN, DO NOT CHOOSE PASSWORD AS YOUR PASSWORD.  This only leads to trouble as I have learned.  My rage site wasn't up for two days before it was hacked and loaded up with eagles propoganda most of which I can't figure out how to remove as I am new to computers and the internets.  I received this comment from the dirty little hacker yesterday and you can be sure he is trying the same thing with your sites. 

Rageman,

You are highlight of my day. Your lame password a few months ago made it so easy for me to help you show your true rage colors. I own you. I own half this site. I can't wait to figure out the next "rowdy rage fan's" password. I don't know why any of you rage fans even try.

To all the loyal rage fans out there, kindly disregard all the anti rage, pro eagles crap on my site as I will fix it as soon as I can figure these things out (help would be appreciated).  To certain rage fans who have been told numerous times that I have been hacked and still choose to give me a hard time, give me a break, your constant negativity has dulled my positive concentric enlightenment zone and some days makes me cry.  Yes, I admit it, sometimes I cry, and I am not alone.  I understand that our goalie, Scott Reid, cried like a baby when we were bounced from the playoffs.  I'm with you Scott, real men cry.  A lot. 

He has coached us to a horrid first year.  He filled us with false hope this year.  Somehow he managed to blow this season with a huge division lead and the best record in the league at the allstar break.  My vote is for either a new coach or no coach in 2009, what's the difference?  I blame him for many things not the least of which was firing up the eagles.  For some reason, he decided to run the score up on them and put in his top powerplay unit late in the game in Feb when we had a huge lead.  What did this do, genius?  It pissed off the eagles.  That is the last thing you want to do.  Our brilliant coach gave them the motivation they needed to overtake us for the division and even keep us out of the playoffs.  Way to go!!!!!  One more thing, if you wonder why our players look like hand models, it is because our hairless coach won't let them fight most nights.  I RATHER HAVE ROWDY THE RED POLYP BEHIND THE BENCH IN 09.

No playoffs, no division title, no more games.  Heads need to roll.  I'm waiting for people to be fired/traded.  I'll say one thing, we did our best to copy the eagles in every way.  We managed to copy their cheers, their chants, their promotions, but we couldn't copy their ability to not suck. 

Greetings again ragemaniacs.  Nothing made sense with this season until a few days ago.  How did we go down like the Titanic stuck in the bermuda triangle with a sasquatch at the helm drinking 40's?  How does a team go from the best in the league to the worst after the all star game?  How can a team with such a huge fan base let those very fans down?  I'll tell you what happened and you can say you heard it first here.  My friend's uncle overheard his friend tell him exactly what went down and it was at the all star game.  Apparently, he overheard Cullaton and Chris Stewart (coach of our hated enemy eagles) laughing and joking about how next year would be different when our current captain is in an eagles jersey.  This discussion was overheard by MEMBERS OF THE RAGE TEAM!!!!!!!  MUTINY!!! TREASON!!!!!!!  Our boys didn't want to play for that turncoat Cullaton anymore and I can't say I blame them.  I would have done the same.  I bet he was laughing all the way to the bank whenever he would start those whose house chants.  He almost let the cat out of the bag when in an interview with a fort collins paper he said, "I would love to play in front of a fan base like they have in Loveland"  Well good riddance, we don't need you.  Who would want a captain who can't make the playoffs with a 13 point lead at the halfway point anyway?

Greetings fellow rageaholics,  my rage meter is flickering a faint bluish light.  Not good.  I received an email that disturbed me.  A friend had forwarded an email from his uncle that he got from a friend of a friend that said not to bother sending in deposits for 2009 season tickets.  Unbelievable.  I don't get it, that place has to be flush with cash.  How many Tuesday night games did I got to where it was standing room only?  PLENTY.  I could understand taking a season off in order to build a bigger building to hold all of us, but any other explanation will not suffice.